Archive - guess i'll die

Please hold your applause

On GMB, regrets, and definitely not hating the NHS

Mar 24, 2021 •

an interview with a man who sends me wedgie pics

and the ongoing mystery of the fake accounts

Aug 17, 2021 •

a heads up that the vaccine might mess with your period

a dispatch from day #15 of bleeding

Jun 2, 2021 •

divorce is sexy, actually

big divorce energy is very different for a woman vs a man

May 7, 2021 •

I lost weight and found more fear underneath

Thoughts on being asked if I've lost weight (trigger warnings for discussions of weight and diets).

Feb 2 •

sorry, i'm not supposed to look like this

weight! let's talk about mine! (trigger warning for discussions of weight gain, diets, and general self-loathing)

Jun 1, 2024 •

The great Glossier haul

Why we needed this moment of collective joy

Mar 5, 2021 •

The ambi-work movement

Can there be a healthy medium between making work your life and ditching it entirely?

Jul 30, 2022 •

Head empty, no thoughts

Or my alternative: head filled to the brim with trash, no space for bad thoughts.

Apr 2, 2021 •

The definitive list of chic and unchic ages

Dec 29, 2024 •

Curtis Pritchard must be stopped

Why you need to choose an enemy to carry you through 2021

Feb 22, 2021 •

what *is* sexy now?

I'm spiraling... but in a sexy way?

Jul 13 •

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