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Please hold your applause
On GMB, regrets, and definitely not hating the NHS
Mar 24, 2021 • 
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an interview with a man who sends me wedgie pics
and the ongoing mystery of the fake accounts
Aug 17, 2021 • 
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a heads up that the vaccine might mess with your period
a dispatch from day #15 of bleeding
Jun 2, 2021 • 
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divorce is sexy, actually
big divorce energy is very different for a woman vs a man
May 7, 2021 • 
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I lost weight and found more fear underneath
Thoughts on being asked if I've lost weight (trigger warnings for discussions of weight and diets).
Feb 2 • 
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I lost weight and found more fear underneath
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sorry, i'm not supposed to look like this
weight! let's talk about mine! (trigger warning for discussions of weight gain, diets, and general self-loathing)
Jun 1, 2024 • 
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The great Glossier haul
Why we needed this moment of collective joy
Mar 5, 2021 • 
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The ambi-work movement
Can there be a healthy medium between making work your life and ditching it entirely?
Jul 30, 2022 • 
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Head empty, no thoughts
Or my alternative: head filled to the brim with trash, no space for bad thoughts.
Apr 2, 2021 • 
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The definitive list of chic and unchic ages
Important.
Dec 29, 2024 • 
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Curtis Pritchard must be stopped
Why you need to choose an enemy to carry you through 2021
Feb 22, 2021 • 
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Curtis Pritchard must be stopped
what *is* sexy now?
I'm spiraling... but in a sexy way?
Jul 13 • 
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